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Originally Posted By: ssmith3
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Your insurance policy for your tools is greater than that for your spouse.

–
Scott Smith


Marinspection


Vice President NorCal NACHI Chapter


I graduated from collage. Now my life is all mixed up.
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Originally Posted By: bsmith
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You have more than one ladder in your truck and more than 3 articles of clothing in your closet have Carhart labels.

–
Bill Smith


www.SmithHomeInspection.com


“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” A. Einstien

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Originally Posted By: pdacey
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ssmith3 wrote:
Your insurance policy for your tools is greater than that for your spouse.


![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif) ![icon_lol.gif](upload://zEgbBCXRskkCTwEux7Bi20ZySza.gif)

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Slainte!

Patrick Dacey
swi@satx.rr.com
TREC # 6636
www.southwestinspections.com
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Originally Posted By: wdecker
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When you install safety railings all around your bed, make sure that the singapore sling is secured to its own triple sistered engineered joist and that all the outlets that you plug your orgasmetron into are AFCI with a GFCI breaker and that you have checked the sheets for signs of black mold and that you use Wte-Lock as a lubricant to guard against undue water seepage on the sheets and…


Well, maybe that's just me.

Sorry ![icon_redface.gif](upload://f7DX2EWhmUfsDapWaYT3oJHMCj1.gif)

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Will Decker
Decker Home Services
Skokie, IL 60076
wjd@DeckerHomeServices.com

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Originally Posted By: mrose
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When you have more flashlights than Home Depot.

–
Mike Rose


Cornerstone Home Inspection Co. LLC


Lawrenceville, GA


www.cornerstonehomeinspect.com
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Originally Posted By: roconnor
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ssmith3 wrote:
You go to a friends house for dinner and comment on the fact that the doors are out of square and there are cracks in the corners.

Thats my opinion ... ![icon_wink.gif](upload://ssT9V5t45yjlgXqiFRXL04eXtqw.gif)

--
Robert O'Connor, PE
Eagle Engineering ?
Eagle Eye Inspections ?
NACHI Education Committee

I am absolutely amazed sometimes by how much thought goes into doing things wrong
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Originally Posted By: jpope
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At your friends house, before you take a leak, you grab the toilet between your knees and give it a twist icon_biggrin.gif

–
Jeff Pope


JPI Home Inspection Service


“At JPI, we’ll help you look better”


(661) 212-0738

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Originally Posted By: aslimack
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Give what a twist Jeff?


Adam, A Plus

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Originally Posted By: jpope
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Get your mind out of the toilet Adam.

–
Jeff Pope


JPI Home Inspection Service


“At JPI, we’ll help you look better”


(661) 212-0738

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Originally Posted By: rray
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You go to a friend’s house for a Super Bowl party and wind up inspecting the house instead of watching the game. Then you offer to repair everything. Oh, wait. We can’t do that. Heck. Back to drive-by inspections, I guess.

–
Home inspections. . . .


One home at a time.


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Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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…you go to visit your Grandma and end up inspecting her house.

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Originally Posted By: wcampbell
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Real Estate agents have nothing nice to say about or to you.

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This Ole House-Home Inspections


William A. Campbell TREC # 6372


Serving the Texas Coastal Bend


(361) 727-0602 (home)


(361) 727-0055 (office)


(361) 229-4103 (cell)

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Originally Posted By: rwills
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You think a lawsuit is something you wear to court to defend yourself!

–
Bob Wills - MAB Chairman


BW Inspection Services


Warminster, Pa.


http://www.bwinspections.com

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Originally Posted By: dfrend
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Quote:
LOL...I guess to be really truthful, I'd be happier in a nice secluded oceanfront property on the Kona coast of Hawaii, preferably with room for a full size pool tabe (my vice), and a pair of perfectly spaced trees to hang a hammock. Might as well make it a private beach too. I'll pay the 15k to 20k to fix it up if someone wants to buy me the rest.



Maybe you are on to something. A NACHI members only timeshare????

--
Daniel R Frend
www.nachifoundation.org
The Home Inspector Store
www.homeinspectorstore.com
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Originally Posted By: rkulla
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have to spend big bucks marketing people that might not use you if you do too good of a job for your/their client. eusa_think.gif eusa_think.gif eusa_think.gif


My clients always get 100% from me!

--
Rex Kulla
Custom Home Inspections
Maple Grove, MN
(612) 799-3093

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Originally Posted By: cbottger
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When you don’t financially have to go to the next inspection.


Have your wife get a second job.

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Don't argue with an idiot someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley
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cbottger wrote:
When you don't financially have to go to the next inspection.


How about: When you dont financially have enough to go to the next inspection.

That one is for all the newbies out there. Most of us have been there!
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Originally Posted By: cbottger
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Blaine if one wife with two jobs doesn’t keep the cash flowing.


Perhaps two wives four jobs.

Just joking have been married to the same woman for 36 years.

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Don't argue with an idiot someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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Originally Posted By: dvalley
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When you find yourself looking for defects on homes in no particular neighborhood, while driving.

–
David Valley


MAB Member


Massachusetts Certified Home Inspections
http://www.masscertified.com

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
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Originally Posted By: jpope
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dvalley wrote:
When you find yourself looking for defects on homes in no particular neighborhood, while driving.


I do that ![icon_biggrin.gif](upload://iKNGSw3qcRIEmXySa8gItY6Gczg.gif)

--
Jeff Pope
JPI Home Inspection Service
"At JPI, we'll help you look better"
(661) 212-0738