Originally Posted By: kwilliams
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When you tell your honey you will be on time for dinner,
and NEVER are.–
Member - MAB
http://www.nachi.org/convention2006.htm
When you tell your honey you will be on time for dinner,
and NEVER are.http://www.nachi.org/convention2006.htm
Originally Posted By: ssmith3
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when you have more real estate agent business cards than ANY person should have.
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Scott Smith
Marinspection
Vice President NorCal NACHI Chapter
I graduated from collage. Now my life is all mixed up.
Originally Posted By: hjavier
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The first thing you do when you enter a room is look at the ceiling.
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Hendrie Javier
The House Mouse Inspection Services LLC
“Inspected as expected”
Originally Posted By: gjohnson
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| jbowman wrote: |
| Bill,
Now that is funny. I did report a loose outlet in my room, plus non-working push button on one Handicap door. |
What about the bathroom door the would not shut...
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Gary (Snicker's) Johnson - Free NACHOS
The NACHI Foundation
Executive Director
301-591-9895
Originally Posted By: John Bowman
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Damn Gary,
I forgot to report that. It was the hotel we stayed in the first night. 
Originally Posted By: Blaine Wiley
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When you go to a party and someone mentions what a great show “House Detective” is and you immediately loose your ability to do anything without laughing out loud.
Originally Posted By: cbottger
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When you go to a wally world and everyone calls you by your first name and you don’t recognize anyone.
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Don’t argue with an idiot someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Originally Posted By: tgardner
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When your wife says, " I wish I had YOUR job, You get all that time off!"
I wish!
tg
Originally Posted By: tgardner
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When you are returning from the NACHI Convention - your Waterpump fails on your inspectmobile in daytona on Sunday afternoon and you can replace the waterpump with the tools in your Skillers Vest.
ATANS! TG
Originally Posted By: osmith
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You look for GFCIs everytime you wash your hands.
Originally Posted By: rmoore
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You grab for a pen from your pocket at a restaurant and come up with a voltage sniffer!
Originally Posted By: jhugenroth
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You walk into a public place after leaving an inspection, and wonder why people are giving you funny looks. Then when you get home, your wife laughs at you because your back is covered with cobwebs.
Originally Posted By: mtimpani
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When you are driving through a neighborhood with your kids, and your teenager says " hey dad, look at that house it’s a P.O.S."
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Thank you, MarkTimpani
www.pridepropertyinspections.com
Originally Posted By: dedwards
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Mark, great one!
My personal favorite is upon arriving home your spouse says “Hey, Mr Home Inspector” (sarcasism laced) “We got our own problem in the (fill the blank).”
Originally Posted By: dedwards
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Originally Posted By: jonofrey
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| pdacey wrote: |
| .... you're more excited about the Professional Equipment catalog than the Victoria's Secret catalog. |
Patrick, You poor, poor b@stard!  
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Inspection Nirvana!
We're NACHI. Get over it.
Originally Posted By: pdacey
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Let’s put it in to perspective:
When I buy a new pouch for my tools they don't reply with:
"You bought that for me!?!?!?! I can't wear that!!! You need to be built like a 6' Johnson Level in order to wear that!!! I don't know any other tools who wear those!!"
.... and then the pouch would be put in the corner of some obscure drawer somewhere never to be seen again.
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Slainte!
Patrick Dacey
swi@satx.rr.com
TREC # 6636
www.southwestinspections.com
Originally Posted By: rbrown1
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Your an Inspector when…
A friend asks for a real estate agent referral and you pass him three overflowing Rolodexes of business cards!
ok so how do you spell the plural form of Rolodex?
Originally Posted By: jwortham
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Rolodi?
Originally Posted By: rkulla
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Your a home inspector when—
Your clients dad show's up, and he knows more about every little thing than you do and makes the inspection last about 2 hours more than it should have.
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Rex Kulla
Custom Home Inspections
Maple Grove, MN
(612) 799-3093