I ask that you all join me in mourning of this tragic event!
THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DIED
[FONT=Arial]**Please join me in remembering a great icon of ****the entertainment community. **
**The Pillsbury Doughboy ****died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma **complications from repeated pokes in the belly; he was 71.
[/FONT] Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
**Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their ****respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California ****Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. **
**The **grave site was piled high with flours.
**Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly ****described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he ****was kneaded. **
**Doughboy rose quickly in show business, ****but his later life was filled with turnovers. **
**He was ****not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of ****his dough on half-baked schemes. **
**Despite being a ****little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man **and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
**Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two ****children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one ****in the oven. **
**He is also survived by his elderly **father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
My knowledge of him is a little crusty, but I hear he was always half baked.
No need to sugar coat the truth.
We should all rise up, and raise the heat on those whom have allowed this.
No doubt it was some politician with greased palms as the reason for him to be rolled out this way.