The Bad News is:
The Gummit released reports that unemployment is over 9%.
The Good News is:
Total job loss is decreasing.
Well, of course it’s decreasing–there aren’t that many jobs to lose.
Big A… DUH!!!
So that is good news for me. I’m not losing as many hairs these days as I did 50 years ago!! That means I will be totally hirsuit in 6 months…right?
And the Bad News is that a fellow fell from the top of a 20 story building.
The Good News (for him) is that when he hits the ground he won’t be falling any more. He just gets luckier with each passing floor.
And back to the Gummit issue…those guys can spin the numbers faster than a DJ playing the Minute Waltz in 30 seconds.