Favorite Quotations and their Source

“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” - YOGI BERRA

Never mistake motion for action – Hemingway

Al in TN

‘‘The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.’’

—Barack Obama, in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

Procrastination is opportunity’s natural assassin. Victor Kiam

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Never pee into the wind.

or on an electric fence!

I see said the blind man that couldn’t see at all

Liberals are like slinkys,… Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
Curley Fine (3 stooges)

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway-John Wayne

It is all fun and games till someone loses and eye then it is a sport.

Traffic control in rural America

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. - Jesus Christ (according to the Book of Matthew)

To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction. - Sir Issac Newton

“Patience is a virgin”.

Or is it “virtue”? It does not matter because it is true either way .:stuck_out_tongue:

Life is like a hot bath, the longer you are in the more wrinkled you get. - Garfield

“No good deed goes unpunished.” Clare Booth Luce–OR–" I can resist anything but temptation" Oscar Wilde

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow
Frank Zappa

" It’s nice to be nice to the nice!" - Major Frank Burns

“everybody funny, now you funny too.”-George Thorogood