The Greatest Benefits of Being Over 40

**- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. **

**- People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” **

**- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. **

**- There is nothing left to learn the hard way. **

**- You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. **

**- You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. **

**- You get into heated arguments about pension plans. **

**- You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. **

**- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. **

**- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. **

**- You sing along with elevator music. **

**- Your eyes won’t get much worse. **

**- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. **

**- You can’t remember who sent you this list. **

(I’m glad it’s in bold writing so I can see it.)

But Jae, Do you even remember forty? I sure don’t.

I don’t actually remember it, but I think I must have passed it a couple of generations ago.:roll:

Now if I could only remember where…

Shoot! Now I forgot what it was I couldn’t remember…:(:D:shock::eek::wink: