A poem for InterNachi Inspectors

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I’m loosing a couple of inspections a week to price shoppers so I wrote a poem. I wonder if it would help my web site?

We are from InterNachi and you should know… we are trained much better than the average Joe.

We have done inspections for many years…some of our findings would drive you to tears…

If you’re buying a home that’s been neglected… don’t go by price to have it inspected… We have the latest in tools… training and skill

don’t skimp on that to save a $20.00 dollar bill. On our reports we reflect…

Every item we detect… Does the plumbing drain… will the roof have a leak… give us a call and we’ll take a peek…

We’ve done this for others and they were glad… we often find things that could have turned bad…

We are easy to reach and our rates are fair… we’ll inspect your home from front to rear…

You can choose from NAHI, ASHI and others but if you want the best choose a NACHI brother.

If you have used us once than we know you have found…other Inspectors are just looking around.

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I say put it to music.

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Gary, email me at fastreply@nachi.org your shipping address. I’m shipping you our entire inspection book library at no cost (a $663.15 value).

Great poem BTW!

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There once was a silly home buyer
Who passed on the fee that was higher.
His inspector was cheap.
The report, he did keep,
Until it burned with the house in a fire.

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Roses are red
ASHI is dead :smiley:

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Blue is a violet
Red is a rose
You mess with a Nachi Inspector
He’ll break your nose

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or how about…

Blue is a violet, Red is a rose
You hire an ASHI inspector and
what you get no one knows
If you decide to go with the best
Hire InterNachi which is
obviously better than the rest

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Inspired by Gary Heller
I wrote a rap:

What should you look for, when choosing inspectors?
The good one have bring a lot of detectors.
His reputation online is important
Take time to research, it’s can’t be shortened.
Since when he is started and for how long?
Just want to make sure he’s not miss something wrong!
As a MASTER inspector have give you a tip,
Inspection important don’t try it to skip.
This crucial step in a purchase you missed,
Can cost you a lot and can make you pissed.
The home inspector is trained to look
For all house issues, according a book.
Good home inspector detail oriented,
deliver report for whole house assessment.
After inspection as a final accord,
You have to receive comprehensive report.
How long you should wait for report of inspection,
to see all the issue can cost you correction?
To have a report for the same working day,
Call Eagle eye inspection the best only way!
We will catch a things that you not even see,
To help you choose home of your fantasy.

When you’re buying home and YOU WANT THE BEST…
Choose Eagle Eye Inspections, we’ll handle the rest…
If I am your inspector I bet you have found…
Other inspectors JUST LOOKING AROUND.