DOMINION HOME INSPECTORS INC.
We at Dominion Home Inspectors are happy to announce that our coverage area has expanded to anywhere that it is now warm. Unbelievable though it may seem, our policy is to inspect any home that is located in an area where there is no snow! And that includes the Caribbean, Southern United States of America and Hawaii.
State licenses? “We don’t need no steenkin’ licenses!” as Dominion can now offer our new ‘After hours’, ‘Hit and run’ and ‘Cross over to the dark side’ ( 10:00PM to 4:00 AM) inspections . And remember, for every degree above 85*F we will take $10. off the price of the inspection!
I know, it IS crazy, but if you are going to expand your service area like this, you might as well jump in ( the pool) with both feet!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!
From 01 January to 31 May 2009, DOMINION HOME INSPECTORS INC. is pleased to offer our southern clients the $50. ’Palm Tree Rip Off’ !!! Yes through the judicious use of exclamation marks and a little daring book keeping, DOMINION will take an additional $50. off the price of the inspection if there are Palm Trees located within one mile of the inspected property AND an additional $50. reduction if the property is ocean front ( inspection time may take up to 2 weeks)
CALL NOW! ( be sure to let the phone ring at least ten times as I am busy packing my beach towel and swim fins)