I saw one of there loaders operating downtown and laughed so card i almost crashed! http://www.mammotherection.com/home.htm
Hmmm… think hes going for the double meaning?
Shoot, I’ve been looking all through my files to find a picture I snapped of a local plumber’s business card I came across. He had a lady in towel standing half behind a water heater and his slogan was:
"Your wet spot makes us happy."
How do these businesses get away with that? 
Well Hung Drywall here in Texas always made me smile!
I have a friend who works for http://www.bigassfans.com/
I wonder if they ever done any work for:
I just hope mammoth erection is planning on downsizing…
Their web site is sooo stylish. I wonder why? :mrgreen:
Lmao!
I saw a bar named Daddy Day Care
How about a Mexican restaurant called "SAM & ALLAS’:lol:
We have a car lot with the name “Dick Witham”.
I had a buddy that owned a butcher shop, his slogan was
“Nobody Beats our Meat” … 
I saw a septic tank pump truck that had a slogan saying “We will do your crappy jobs”.
I don’t know…here is a company in my neighborhood. The name is very hard to beat.
Master Bait and Tackle… http://masterbaitonline.com/
I also saw Poker Plumbing and the tag line was
"A straight Flush beats a Full House anytime…