Toilet paper not needed…
I have inspected these in the past. Only one way to test.
But thought we are not to use the toilets, Now i have carry a dummy on inspections. Oh wait i will call Sean . he always has load.
I like how it has both a rear and a “rear soft” button. 
Must be for regular meals and Shoneys nights.
Lol is it blast proof?
I bet you could not get Larson on that toilet. He would be afraid it would turn him gay.
Front cleansing, what is that one about? :mrgreen:
Joe, did you try that one?
Is that what happened to you? 
The standard “Rear” feature must be pretty powerful. Hence the handles on the wall to keep you from flying off the seat!
I thought maybe those were tp holders from b4 the toilet was upgraded…
“Pulsating” sounds nice. 
Does it have a timer in case you fall asleep?
I heard those are standard in all Catholic rectories. :mrgreen:
Far from it. Haven’t you heard “cleanliness is next to Godliness”? 
Okay one more…
There are 3 or 4 inspectors on here who will quickly corner the market on testing these units because they are consistently full of… Well, you know.
Apparently you should ask Brooke…
Cameron,
The product is what it is…
your attempt to Associate with some depravity
is unwarranted
…
Fair enough, I removed the depraved one.
The Pope is pleased and the high quality posts may continue where they left off… At post #1.