Zoom lens. Most digital cameras have them.
Go with a focus zoom lens, not a digital zoom. Better quality pictures.
Hopefully, though, you did write up a little section on the problems inherent in having a lake under the house.
Never in my wildest dreams would I ever turn off the electrical power to someone else’s property. Wow. I think that would open up a can of worms. I don’t even operate the small circuit breakers, much less that big one.
This is where you would use a limitation sentence.
Entry to the crawlspace was not possible due to flooded crawlspace. Further investigation of structure, electrical, heating and insulation/ventilation were not inspected due to the flooding. This area needs further assessment prior to closing of title.
You really are too much man. Your sense of humour is a most welcome relief from the mundane.