Confused say! “What the he** is an Irishman doing giving out fortune cookies”
“If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs”.
Our Eye Is On Your Investment
You guys have way to much time on your hands!!!
Is your newly built home almost a year old, better do a warranty inspection
Have you tested your homes radon levels recently?
for good luck: show the inspector your boobs
Just a cookie here , But home is where you live get it inspected
You are 32 years old and living in the bssement. Shut off that video game and get you a ss out of my house and get a job.
Best home around is one with a VUE
Like the cookie, much can be hidden inside.
help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory
remember to change the batteries in your smoke detectors
Get respect , pre inspect
NACHI inspectors rule the universe!
NACHI, the standard in home inspectors
Recall chek rules!!..oops !
“Everything seems impossible until it’s done”
“Got Mold?”
“Pre-Inspected, Seller Certified”
“Separate the Pro’s from the Joes, Hire an InterNACHI inspector”
hahahha man that would get a good laugh in the right situation. I know some Realtors who would get a kick out of that.
Tips are welcome.
Your future’s so bright, you gotta buy shades… and curtains.
Changes to your living situation are in the horizon.