No, your inspector isn’t listening to your agent’s opinion either.
Expect the unexpected when not inspected
The seller’s contractors will throw me under the bus in the near future.
Good fortune is home made, never in a mass produced cookie
That’s not a fortune-it’s an undeniable statistic
Your inspector doesn’t know everything-oh wait-yes he does…
Your choice of inspector will prove your foresight and wisdom.
don’t eat yellow snow
All our visitors bring happiness . . .
Some by coming,
Others by going.
At bedtime, give all your troubles to God . . .
He’ll be up all night, anyway.
How much for a thousand of these, Nick???!!
O.K. ordering them on Monday. Thanks everyone. I’ll let you know when they are available.
You’re name, address, phone number and email address has been sold to a lead broker and your home inspector is no longer a “moron”. Congratulate him.
… and …
There is a surprise for you in your home inspection agreement. A mysterious “TPSP” will reach you by phone to explain it to you.
Will there be a list of the phrases used so we may decide to order them or not? I understand they may be random, but a master list would be appreciated before purchasing as there may be some I do not want, and will not order if included.
You are one bitter dude
Yes, the cookie company is supposed to tell me how many different fortunes we can include and then I’ll post them.
I suspect these are going to be a big hit at real estate offices.
Sounds great!
Better than tootsie pops with my logo attached.
A safe home is a happy home 
I see home maintenance in your future!
You will have many years of gutter cleaning!
COOKIES
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think the MOST important is that they taste good. For real 