Metal attic hatch slipped out of my hands, slid down, the corner went into my calf about 1 1/2 inches deep, 2 or so inches long.
I used a bunch of paper towels and duct tape to stop the bleeding long enough to finish up, then went over to the closest urgent care center.
I took pictures.
Moral of the story: wear pants. Even when the temps are in the 100’s.