Call from yesterdays inspection
Lad Screaming in the phone : I WANT YOU BACK HERE TO FIX THE THE SATELLITE DISH YOU BROKE
Me. Sorry i did not touch your dish no test it
Her. Yes you did ,take responsibility of your actions. I am going to document everthing.
Me. Ok you write everything down. But i am not going to fix something i didn’t break
Her. I am going to call the agent, and my agent you will never work for them again
Me. Ok But i work for the Buyer not the agent.
Her. I am going to call Dish network and send you the Bill
Me. Ok but You can But i am not paying for it.
Her. You do Know I am writing everything down.
Me ( after this went on for 20 Min) Lady i do not care if you write a book. Give the name and number of the home Owner And i will discuss this matter.
Her. Well you ripped of the siding to look at the Home
Me . No ,The siding was hanging down when we got there. I am not Mike Holmes and i do not take things apart.
Madame did you check your TV to see if it was on the right Channel for the dish system.
A silent hush. Umm what channel should it be on she asked
Well try channel 3
Wow there it is fox news
Her: i am sorry for being so Grumpy
Me no Problem
Sometimes you just have to smell the roses and grin.
Then I a dropped this one on her, BTW madame your outlet in the master bathroom will not reset because someone painted over it. :shock: