Change of heart.. I am going to Obama

Okay folks, I have changed my mind. I am voting Obama/Biden and here is:

Why I am voting Democrat!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense. They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows for great relations with foreign terrorists.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of guns and religion!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, wino’s, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.

And finally, I’m voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”. Hey let’s make a comfortable nest for those chickens!:p;-):mrgreen:

Why are you voting Democrat?

I too am voting Democrat.

Why fight the tide any longer?

I have decided the government cares about me and really does want to take care of me and make all those nasty “rich people” pay for it. He…he… he:shock:

Why bother to work to improve my situation when over half the people in this country don’t?

I will join them at the government teat. Snuggle up close and we can all stay warm together. :wink:

Doing the right thing…even if for the wrong reason(s)…is still good.

Welcome aboard, boys.

I thought long and hard during alot of driving in slow traffic all day and am sure I am doing the right thing.

National Health care is important.

I find it strange ,that Republicans are focused on controlling a women’s body under the guise of caring about the unborn.
(My personal philosophy is first trimester and always has been.)
Yet here they have no problem forcing over population with no care what so ever what happens to humans after birth.

War and killing is ok if it protects special interests in the middle east.(amazing and twisted.)

WWJD is the real answer.

If private business is the answer for all problems, we never would have had a crashing stock market or giant gas guzzlers being made at a time when we need energy efficiency.

If left to private business we never would have walked on the moon.

I could go on and on , but there is a middle ground.

Bob, Does it concern you that Socialized healthcare systems around the world lead to shortages and rationing of care?

What the Heck, I am voting Democratic, because,“He’s the ONE” and it might be fun to call everybody Comrade, and bowing 3 times while facing North, while chanting “God Damn America” and “Whitey” plus for the first time in my life, I am proud of America! Did I mention, “He’s the One”

Me too, I’ve been waiting for the Messiah. :shock:

Me, too.

We really don’t give a rats *** why you do it just as long as you do do it. :wink:

So you assume that we will not get it right.

Oppps sorry Mike , I forgot you are used to failure being routine over the last 8 years.

Men in other countries may have the right ideas , but the wrong plan for going about it.

Nobody said we will copy what others are doing.

Have you bothered to read any details of Obamas health plan?
It is not a carbon copy of Hillary’s you know. (stop and do not go there as I know you figure it is a lie).

Do not assume.

You should not assume either.

I have read both plans. I think McCain’s is better because it is a market solution and does mandate that everyone have insurance.

You see, I believe capitalism works if you let it.

It’s time for another “Boston Tea Party”…throw the bastards overboard…

Mike since you are the man with the facts. Did you hear or can you find what they are going to do with the health-care system in Hawaii. They tried it and proved it does not work. I caught the tail end of the news and will most likely be the only time it is on since it flies right in the face of Dopeys plan. I may be wrong because I only caught a little bit of it before I headed off to basketball practice.

Hawaii dumps their Socialized Health Care Plan…

 	 		 			**      Hawaii's program was pretty much the model for Obama's program because he claims that if you currently have health insurance you can keep it**

]( Abandons Universal Coverage for Kids

  	          	               	…and the [Church of Universal Coverage]( has some ’splaining to do.

According to the Associated Press:
Hawaii is dropping the only state universal child health care program in the country just seven months after it launched.
Gov. Linda Lingle’s administration cited budget shortfalls and other available health care options for eliminating funding for the program. A state official said families were dropping private coverage so their children would be eligible for the subsidized plan.

Notice how quickly this thread went away after you posted this!:wink:

I guess they don’t want to talk about it when liberal ideas fail.:wink:

Funny how much of the rest of the world makes it work quite well[



Thankfully we are not like the rest of the world.

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