I leave this note:
Dear seller of this fine abode. I do realize that your father was an electrician but that does not give you the right to triple tap the wiring you added within the garage.
Yes, I did see where you tried to hide the leak stain with Kilz.
No electrical tape is not an approved method for stopping leaks under the sink and neither is the Tupperware that is present.
Don’t let your 5 year old tell me how “turds” come up out of the tub every now and then, and then tell me the septic system is perfect.
Look at me stupid when you insulate your exterior spigots…ummmm its south Florida WE HAVE NO FREEZE.
Tell me that the AC system that has a 3 degree temperature differential runs fine, your brother just serviced it.
In closing, if it wasn’t for dishonest a s s holes like you…there would really not be much of a need for inspectors like me…
PS - Each one of those situations and MANY more have come up.